I resisted as long as I could.

First, I’m really proud of that pun.

Second, WTF, RuPaul?! I entered a sweepstakes from RuPaul’s Drag U. I was pleased to note the rather forward-thinking approach to the gender question. Here, clearly, is a brand that knows their audience:

But then I was promptly dismayed at the shoe size selections:

FOR REAL? You stop at size 10? I am a WOMAN and my feet are bigger than the largest size you have listed. How on earth does RuPaul, a DRAG QUEEN, not make a brand of shoes that run larger than a woman’s size 10?! KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE, sister. Your fans? We have big feet. Trust.

YES.

(via steakandunicorns)

That’s my boy!

noraborealis:

my nephew got a whoopie cushion for his 3rd birthday. 

The photo above is a screenshot from the Banana Republic homepage earlier tonight.

Banana Republic,

When your pants give camel toe to a model:

1. Don’t put it on your homepage.
2. There’s no way in HELL I’m going to buy them.

I know I said it already but it bears repeating: SERIOUSLY, DO NOT PUT AN IMAGE LIKE THIS ON YOUR HOMEPAGE. Or, if there really wasn’t ONE other good photo of that suit from the photo shoot at least use a little Photoshop to ease up that moose knuckle!

I mean, really.

hipstersandhobos:

In spite of Minnesota Pollution Control Agency warnings,  Superior Plating continues to do business in northeast Minneapolis and churn out emissions that “may have resulted in annual average ambient air concentrations [of toxic cancer-causing compounds] … which exceed the Health Risk Values.”

While you enjoy your burger at Bulldog, don’t breathe deeply.

RuPaul re-tweeting me may be the greatest achievement of my entire life.